(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)

This is in a bar nearby.

I think every bar should have urinals equipped with handles. I’m tired of long nights of drinking that cause me to pee with such force that I knock myself down. Although, since I only have one hand to spare, how am I going to hold onto both handles? There is the fault in the design. If I only hold one I’ll just end up spinning myself around. Anyone waiting in line behind me isn’t going to be happy. Maybe they need to add a harness that straps around your waist. Or just one handle across the top. Or stirrups. (What?)