Crothety Old Men
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
We went to New York City today. It was a day of old men showing off their crotches.
First, on the PATH train from Newark to 14th St., this fellow was showing off in a big way. It wasn’t just a hole in his pants. It was a mountain gap with a view of boulders in the valley!
We laughed ourselves to the point of tears over the fact that I had the balls to sneak a photo of his balls! (And I hope those gray undies were not white to begin with!)
As if that were not enough genitalia for us to handle for one day, we were treated to a royal display of none other than George Washington sporting, believe it or not, a camel toe! I’m not just yanking your chain here! On the left side of the arch at Washington Square Park, there is a statue of Washington as a general, very colonial and regal. On the right side is Washington as president, all suave and, admittedly, sexy. It’s the president that’s showing the groin cleavage.
Here is the proof:
It adds a certain nuance to the title “The Father of Our Country.”
