A Jersey Man Walks into a Bathroom
The Setting:
Entrance to a men’s room in New York Penn Station.
On the right – an apparently homeless man digging in the bathroom garbage, shoulder-deep.
On the left – Sam Snyder, not obviously homeless.
In the middle – a second possibly homeless guys.
On observation, none if the actors know each other.
Middle guy, tapping the homeless guy on the arm: “Do you know that Jesus Christ loves you and died for your sins?”
Homeless guy, now only elbow-deep in trash and obviously annoyed at being interrupted: “What?!”
Middle guy, now hesitantly: “Do you know that Jesus Christ loves you and died for your sins?”
Homeless guy, definitely annoyed: *incoherent mumbling with vigorous head wagging*
Sam Snyder, pondering: Why did middle guy pick that other man to say that to and not me?
