Tucked away within a box of elephant knick knacks – it was an old Pop-Tarts box, frosted blueberry – I found this little book. It’s got to be at least 10 years-old, probably more. I’m not sure which one of my kids wrote it. But I have a pretty good idea. She’s a very creative child, who is no longer a child. Even if she was bored when she made this, she was creative with her boredom. Now I have immortalized it on the internet. “So if you do not want to read about nothing… I suggest you browse a different website.”