What a Nut
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
I arrived at work this morning, found a tangerine on my desk.Turns out someone left it because it reminded them of a testicle. What a nut!
Drownding
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
“Drownding”? What the heck is “drownding” and why are you saying it to someone on the phone right now, may I aks? It’s expecially annoying.
Because THAT is Sexy!
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
There is a law in New Jersey: you are not allowed to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a sexual assault. Damn! Because THAT is sexy!
“Excuse me while I slip into something a little more… protective.”
“Ooooo…. I love it when you wear Kevlar!”
Phlegm Lake
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)
Two pounds of snot up my left nostril, a bucketload up my right, and the great Phlegm Lake pressing against the damn that is my forehead.
Good Morning from the Wayne Spaghetti
(Originally posted on the website Heron Flight)